Let's see what we can learn about Poke Poke Stab and maybe even have a go ourselves - I mean 'how hard can it be?'
Pokie Pokie Stab - How it Works
August 2016 and a man has been stabbed in the face in a brazen daylight car robbery -also known as a carjacking - outside a pub in Melbourne's east.The man was held up at knifepoint by two men in the car park of The Club Hotel on Burwood Road, Ferntree Gully, about 4.50pm on Tuesday.
The man who we'll call John Sinclair-Taylor to protect his identity was leaving the pub after having a pokie win and had just cashed in his pokie winnings - obviously the motivating factor behind the robbery.
I guess it's pretty self explanatory - go play pokies and then find some dodgy looking cunts and flaunt your winnings. You may need to BYO knife. If you are unsure what a knife is and is not then please refer to the Mick Dundee Is that a knife? chart below.
Police are hunting the two men, who remain on the run.
The Club Hotel declined to comment about the incident on Tuesday night but we were able to get this statement from an expert on knives and ...tax evasion.
"That's not a knife ... THIS... oh wait, it IS a knife sorry - my bad. Hey you don't have a spare 401K plan by chance?" - Mick Dundee
What About the Hokie Pokie?!
This new version however - not sure what to think to be honest.... mind you looking at how the game is played I imagine the song would look something like this:
You put your 50 bucks in, and you take 5 dollars out -
you lose another 50 bucks
So you shake the pokie about
You put your last 100 in and you finally get a win
... aaaand then you get stabbed in the face!