I remember playing duck duck goose as a child - the thrill of the chase and the anticipation 'will I be next?!' was all part of the excitement... excitement which clearly fades as we grow into adults, because the locals down at Ferntree Gully have upped the ante and are 'enjoying' games of poke poke stab instead...
Let's see what we can learn about Poke Poke Stab and maybe even have a go ourselves - I mean 'how hard can it be?'
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August 2016 and a man has been stabbed in the face in a brazen daylight car robbery -also known as a carjacking - outside a pub in Melbourne's east.The man was held up at knifepoint by two men in the car park of The Club Hotel on Burwood Road, Ferntree Gully, about 4.50pm on Tuesday.
The man who we'll call John Sinclair-Taylor to protect his identity was leaving the pub after having a pokie win and had just cashed in his pokie winnings - obviously the motivating factor behind the robbery.
I guess it's pretty self explanatory - go play pokies and then find some dodgy looking cunts and flaunt your winnings. You may need to BYO knife. If you are unsure what a knife is and is not then please refer to the Mick Dundee Is that a knife? chart below.
The men stole the victim's wallet and then took off in his car.
Police are hunting the two men, who remain on the run.
The Club Hotel declined to comment about the incident on Tuesday night but we were able to get this statement from an expert on knives and ...tax evasion.
"That's not a knife ... THIS... oh wait, it IS a knife sorry - my bad. Hey you don't have a spare 401K plan by chance?" - Mick Dundee
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