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I see it all the time and think of cavemen for some reason. Maybe it's the lack of supporting grammar or the fact it's a rather nonsense sentence, but everytime I see Free Casino Games, sorry I mean free slots no download no registration I feel I should end it with "Me Zog - You Lana, Uggggh ugggh GRUNT"
So I found out and think my initial thoughts of prehistoric man were more enjoyable - but at the risk of sinking in a quagmire of boredom, allow me to leave our caveman friend alone with his thoughts and his cries of no download no registration and share with you the cold hard facts - which for the record are totally not exciting. Like at all.
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Did you realise that when people say play freeslots no download no registration they are simply trying to say that they would like to play and enjoy some of the pokies and slot games they have come to love at their local pub on their PC or Mac. For some reason human beings have lost the ability to string a grammatically coherent sentence together - but then gambling does that - you been to the local RSL lately and tried to have a conversation with Bev or Merrill while they're sucking on a fag and watching those reels like pensioners possessed?!?! Exactly.
I've tried starting with "Hi how are you today" but after writing this I have had an epiphany and will next time approach them with "HUH FREE POKIES NO DOWNLOAD NO REGISTRATION PLAY NOW BONUS GOOD ME ZOG"
Because apparently that's casino slots talk for .... Hi how are you. Or something.
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When Zog wants to try his luck and enjoy a game of chance he ties one hand behind his back and tries to ride Mammoths - I would imagine anyway. And with a Random Animal Generator creating unknown stampede actions I'm giving Zog an 8:1 chance of making it.
"I'LL TAKE THOSE ODDS" And Zog comes through with the goods.
Well done Zog - you win all these Berries!
EDIT: The Berries were poisonous and now Zog is dead. Poor Zog. Should have waited 30 million years or so for the internet and then you could have played a Mammoth themed online slot machine and not only would you get better odds, you'd also almost guarantee to not die from eating random berries. In fact I'll give you odds of a million to one that you won't.
Zog would totally take those odds if he was still with us. But he's not. let it go, Zog is gone.
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